So here's how it started...

Once upon a time a brilliant friend of ours got married...

In Vegas...

To a "Wookie"...

Who wore a "Black Wedding Dress"..

Sadly it didn't work out and they became divorced. One of the Wookie's parting wishes was that our brilliant friend should sell the dress on eBay.

Which he did with only a few bids.... initially.

Our brilliant friend then decided to post on a prominent message forum about the auction and asked us to promote it.

"Bill" being the great friend he is to our brilliant friend, "Bill" posted that he would "wear the dress at the Michigan Monster game if he won it". (Note... he didn't say if he won the auction, only if he won the dress!) As luck would have I happened to win the auction and immediatly held a small drawing as to who would finally win it and low and behold Bill won the dress!!! Being a man of his word he did wear it at the MMG. Multiple times. Happily, I might add. As if actually walking around in it and playing in it wasn't enough he was somehow talked into entering the "Cutest Paintballer" contest sponsored by Vforce and Draxxus. Bill entered into both the male and female competition. It was pretty grim for the children and weak of mind.

Being the kind, gentle and caring friend I am I documented as much as I could and wish to present it to you, the concerned reader.

The photo gallery can be found here.

Here's the video of him playing which can only be topped by the contest video.

So be forewarned people. What you say on the internet can come back to haunt you. Especially with friends like Chris and I!!